lostfor-most-of-thislife:

“Ganhar aquela passagem foi a melhor coisa que já me aconteceu, pois ela me trouxe você.”

i’m watching this right now for the 3856th time

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
moonglowlounge:

Dakota~

im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button

thefunniestpost:

an exciting visit to the grocery store

Hysterical!